There is a decoration in this place.
I’d steal it for myself if I’d the chance.
That is, I’ve thought of it; but cannot face
the irony behind my rogueish glance..
For it is not appreciated here—
I know what it is. Its owner does not.
So ‘tis not his retribution I fear,
but some other far more sinister thought.
The thing I so desire is not, therefore,
kept from me by morality, but, still,
kept by the irony that’d be in store
by acting this utilitarian will:
It is an art piece like a palantir—
Gandalf would scorn me taking such from here.
